Captain Carbon book 1 is FREE for a limited time!

 A rated R version of Captain Planet, this adult short story series is filled with fun, action, and plenty of laughs.       The first book in the series is  FREE  on all platforms for a limited time! 

A rated R version of Captain Planet, this adult short story series is filled with fun, action, and plenty of laughs. 

 

The first book in the series is FREE on all platforms for a limited time! 

Follow the adventures of Julius Carboni, AKA, Captain Carbon. A former agent of a top secret environmentalist group that isn't afraid to get soil on their hands. 

Can a depressed, alcoholic sex addict who has been out of work for more than a year make a comeback and reclaim his position as the top agent and personal body guard for mother earth? You bet your tree hugging ass he can. Maybe....we'll see.

Captain Carbon's sole focus and purpose in life is to protect Mother Earth at all costs. Blood will be shed, but trees will be saved. He came to kick ass, and plant seeds.....and his seed sack is empty.  

Note: Amazon minimum price of .99 cents. 

 


PLEASE, if you decide to download Captain Carbon, be so kind as to leave a review, whether it be on Amazon, Kobo, or anywhere else. All those who do this, I will pull some strings and get you a place in Valhalla. Guaranteed. 


 

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